Presidential Update

Presidential Update
Presidential Update is a a Recurring Topic hosted by Harper to update the hosts and fans on the current political climate of The United States of America.

Segment Intro
The Introduction to Presidentail Update conists of a gif the American flag waving transparently over the bow of a boat, while the state of Texas spins with American Fats Food Chain logos flying across the screen. The intro is cut off by an Assault rifle firing. The song that plays is God Bless Tha U.S.A by DJ YUNG TELLEM

S3E1
Harper addresses the political dissonance amongst the American public, as there are citizens who did not want to live on a boat and were thus rioting. Accoring to Harper, they were starting fires, burning their own boats and all dying. She also unveils that the creators of the musical Hamilton are now working on a musical about Harper.

S3E4
Harper reveals her response to the war on Christmas; essentailly starting a Purge in people who say 'Happy Holidays'. She also outlaws Norton Antivirus, and pledges to give everyone a Wincheter Rifle for Christmas.

Dan questions the current development state of Pirates of the Carribean Online. Harper confirms its in closed beta and that everyone is free to sign up.

She proceeds to then declare war on Santa Claus, as her spies have uncovered that Santa is working for Isis.

She also sadly has to announce that Christmas is cancelled until Osama Bin Laden has been killed. She then recieves word that Osama has been captured, and her and Max rejoice. Dan is adamant that Osama was already dead and the whole thing is fake news.