“kittens should not poop”
Jared aka @PretendMaker is the fifth guest to appear on Blubbercast.
Jared is a Twitter funnyboy who has amassed over 1100 followers, but will be hitting 2000 by tomorrow.
Although Raptors later eclipsed his figures, Jared is the most popular person to come on the show at the time of their recorded epsiode.
He has never died, and once abandoned a kid at Burlington Coat Factory for touching his popcorn. In addition, he has desires to monopolise the Idaho potato industry.